My name is Link,
Or Hero of Time.
I'm not who you think,
Even in this small rhyme.
Yes, I'm a hero,
Always spoiling scams,
But an absolute zero,
See who I truly am.
I've conquered many beasts,
Sorcerers, too,
And now they're deceased,
Just waiting to brew.
I've saved Zelda lots,
With me she's enraptured.
She's constantly in knots,
Since she always is captured.
I do this service,
For all of Hyrule.
I don't get nervous,
I just play it cool.
But what's really true,
Happens to be,
I do this not only for you,
But also for me.